Perfect

It was just about the noon when I heard vigorous knocking to my window.
Is my ring out of order?
I asked myself when I tried to find my slippers.
I tried to open my main door but someone got ahead of me.
It was a nice and Italian or Spainish girl (definitely, I was drunk when I met her 1st time).
She's got keys, I noticed.
And she came to my upstairs neighbours.
Not to me.
Everything cleared up becouse knocking person was staying behind.
It was Ortodoxan Jewish women living few doors next.
Dressed with home-tunic neighbour praised my new corner rock garden and shamely sayed that she needs my help. She explained that becouse of Shabas she cannot turn any switches.
And she in a trouble becouse her parents are visiting her family.
In the other case she wouldn't disturb me.
I answered that if she'll show me what to do I'll help her with a pleasure.
She was lost in thoughts for a momenth and delicate answered:
-You must understand that I cannot tell you what to do. You.. must.. guess. I'm telling you that my children turned of the light in my lavatory and you..
-..and I'm going to turned it on.
-Perfect! And the temperature in my house is to high..
-..and I will make it lower? -I anwered with broken grammar.
-Yes! Perfect! -she was very glad and excited -Can we go?
-Yes, of course.. but my clothes -I finnaly noticed that I was wearing blouse and pyjamas trousers..
-Are... perfect! Perfect!
So, we went to her house.
-It's our nice neighbour -she threw in the midtime to her surprised husband.
She showed me a dark toilet which I changed.
-Perfect!-she said realy glad, then she took my to the living room and showed me air-cordition.
It was turned on 35C. I took it and started saying:
-30C, 25C.., 20C..
-Perfect!

PS. Strong-signed words are used first time by me.. but to be honest I'm not sure about all post